stole this from GraphicWierdo who stole it from someone else who stole it from someone... and so on and so forth

The way it works: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.


How does the world see me?:
"Prairie Wind," Neil Young. I don't know what that means.


Will I have a happy life?:
"Spent On Rainy Days," Bright Eyes. Eek. That doesn't sound too promising.

What do people really think of me?:
"Kick Out the Jams," MC5. HAH.

Do people secretly lust after me?:
"Lost In Love," Air Supply. YESSSSSSSSS.

How can I make myself happy?:
"Back For Good," Take That. But go back where?

What should I do with my life?:
"Know Your Onion!," The Shins. OK....Anyone know my onion?
Actually, the song does offer this lyric--"what kind of life you dream of? you're allergic to love." Which does seem very appropriate.

Will I ever have children?:
"Wilder Than Her," Fred Eaglesmith. Wow, that doesn't seem suggestive at all.

What is some good advice for me?:
"Not If You Were the Last Junkie On Earth," by the Dandy Warhols. AKA "Heroin is So Passe," which is good advice for everybody.

What do I think my current theme song is?:
"Chopsticks," Liz Phair (covered by Ben Kweller). "I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home..."

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
"Take On Me," A-ha. Hrm....

What song will play at my funeral?:
EDIT: I found it! This song is called "If Everything Fell Quiet" by Reindeer Section. The line I thought was "This is the way I want you to look at my life" is actually "This is the way I want you to begin my life." I still think this is appropriate for a funeral.

What type of men/women do you like?:
"I Didn't Want to Wake You Up," Babybird.

What is my day going to be like?:
"Such Great Heights," Iron and Wine. Wow. Now I'm looking forward to today.

Why am I here?:
"We Used to Be Friends," The Dandy Warhols. Hah. Apparently the Dandys are dictating my life. This is as good of a reason as any to be here, I suppose.

What will people remember me for?:
"Uncle Alvarez," Liz Phair. That doesn't make any sense. Although the lyrics do, I guess. "Better send a postcard and keep the family quiet." Also, "You're gonna make 'em sorry when you die."

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?:
"Going for the Gold," Bright Eyes. I wouldn't be surprised. I've gotten this stuck in my head so many times before.

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?:
"The Air Near My Fingers," White Stripes.

What will this year be all about?:
"Angels," Robbie Williams.
I hope this doesn't mean I die.